Settling down in the chair, I assume the position ~ pin eyelid down, stretch out brow.
“You’re hairier on the left side.”
“You’re hairier on the left side, everyone is.”
“Yes, everyone is hairier on the left, I observed this.”
“And they have drier skin on their left side too, you should check when you get home.”
“And your boobs,” I’m expecting her to declare a woman’s left breast is hairier, but she doesn’t, “most people’s left boob is bigger.”
Then she looks down her top
We’re roaring with laughter. I look in the mirror to inspect my eyebrows, yep, left side hairier.